I have a new baby. No, there was no 14 hour labor, leaving me in so much pain I wanted to throw myself from the 5th floor of the hospital, or freaked out and tripping on dose after dose of Stadol because the hospital wont give the epidural until 4cm. F*@k. Yeah, all that and I wasn’t even to 4cm.
No, this is my new gal, my big bucket of steel that’s to take me safelty to work, transport my family around and save me $$ on gas.
Her name is Séverine.
Hey girrrrrrl!
Waiting patiently for me outside in lovely Van Nuys (not)? So sorry I’ve got to work, er, blog, instead of driving you around town.
FYI, if you are not familiar with the beautiful, charismatic, mature vixen that is THE Catherine Deneuve….then you wont know where the heck I got my new car’s name. I’ve held an obsession for Ms. Deneuve since I first laid eyes on her as Séverine in Belle de Jour. (Thank you, thank you Art of Film class!) As a lover of foreign film, it has been no sweat to catch her in many of her other films, and she has done quite a number, never failing to disappoint. And as she’s aged, naturally and gracefully I might add, she remains stunning and well poised, even with a few extra healthy pounds. So, to pay homage to Ms. Deneuve,
I bestow the name Séverine (more like save-reen than sever-ine) on my beautiful new baby.
She’s young, she’s beautiful…and she’s got a sexy secret.
P.S. R.I.P. my little white Mazda Protegé. We had some pretty good times, and you brought me to Los Angeles, and held on to that ice scraper that confused most of my Cali friends. You bounced back from 2 major accidents that weren’t your fault, and got great gas mileage. But, my little party machine, it was time for me to move on. Cheers.





